Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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