We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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