Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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