What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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