I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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