were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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