I think i sorta joined a cult last night
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I have post one night stand depression
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