May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
