HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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