with your own penis?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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