so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
