just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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