we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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