the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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