i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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