didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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