Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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