Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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