I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Boobs are out for the taking
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
