Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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