I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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