Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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