Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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