please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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