Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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