I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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