Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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