I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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