he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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