oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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