I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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