Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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