I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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