Already got asked if we're dating
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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