I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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