is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I pour the whiskey from now on
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
