S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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