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I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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