I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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