absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My nipple is on Facebook.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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