this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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