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  You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!

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  Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob

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• (516): View more from New York

  he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  110% paid for our cab with a lap dance

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?

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  HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.

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  For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Wish me luck on my new penis adventure

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him

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