Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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