Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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