Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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