he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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