please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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