i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
the room spins SO much faster in panama
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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