God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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