She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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